March 2012
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Anonymous asked: damnnnn, yo wife got a nice ass
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God, it irritates me when all couples are all over each other 24/7. I really don’t know why they do it but it’s like it seems as if they can’t function without speaking to that person for a few hours.
I guess it’s just me.
I mean, shit.
I might love/like you and all but I also have things to do so I’m sorry if you get angry because I didn’t text you back...
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February 2012
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I try my best to stray away from such cliche words of love when it comes to describing the way you make me feel.
But lately, every cliche I can think of has been coming true within my mind.
The butterflies are fluttering, the images of long walks on the beach are starting to form themselves within my mind, the thought of taking a rope and reeling in the moon seems like a real possibility.
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I just went outside to smoke a cigarette and for the whole 5 mins I was there, I turned into a human popsicle.
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I still love this.
Have you ever noticed that the pacing, tone and story development of Pokemon changes after Ash is hit by lightning in the early episodes, how Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident?
I have a theory.
The accident with the bike put Ash into a coma. Days later he was found and was hurried to the hospital and treated with heavy medications, which is why Team Rocket became...
Anonymous asked: when are you sleeping?
Anonymous asked: name all the girls you've had really really strong feelings for.
Anonymous asked: Coming from someone who doesn't wear Jordans, I see girls wearing Jordans with cocktail dresses. It doesn't even match tbh.
It pains me to see someone I’ve once had genuine action for be mistreated by someone else. It’s not just the fact that it’s my friend that is getting hurt that irritates me. But I have the tendency to imagine scenarios about how me and the person I had strong feelings for would have turned out as opposed to being with the one who is causing them pain. I also get some random...
Anonymous asked: so you hate it when girls when jordons and sbs...
You know, I’m all for womanly freedom and the right to do or say whatever you please.
But it irks me sometimes when a girl doesn’t even know how to act lady like (e.g. cussing all the time, speaking like she spent her whole life surrounded by illiterate idiots, dressing like she won a 1,000,000 dollar shopping spree to hypebeast kingdom).
I don’t know.
I guess my image of...
Anonymous asked: if you really loved nicole, you would of fucked her too.
Anonymous asked: name a girl you'd fuck. a girl you'd marry. and a girl you want to be with right now
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Dude, can I like get all the money I spent on stupid shit I don’t even use anymore back?
Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee
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gotta love this song.
WatchRyan Gosling, you lucky man.
Anonymous asked: you're just jealous that they're more tumblr famous than you and get more girls
Anonymous asked: what do you think of jayfluent, phaibooty, bootihole, and vincexlusive?
I hate when people become so obsessed with their self-image that they let it interfere with their schoolwork. Always being the person in the group that half-asses anything that will make him look bad to other people; whether it be a skit where you have to do something stupid or project where you’re asked to do something slightly embarrassing. Do you really give a fuck that much about what...
Anonymous asked: ever got a girl prego?
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“Water doesn’t taste like anything!”
Uhhh yes it does…
it tastes like water.
/)_-